Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash Says Expert
With brilliant analysis like this, he obviously has a future in politics.

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
I bet after running over a few of these delinquents the jaywalking will stop.

Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Good move; hard to pack much booze into those tiny cases.

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
I’d go after a torso first.

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
Without opposable thumbs? Wow!

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